Tonight we all went to church except for grandpa and the 2 oldest boys – they stayed home to enjoy some dinosaur and shark shows since we all went to church last night. When I got home, I noticed the kids stomachs were all swollen like they had eaten a lot, so I asked what all they had to eat while we were out. Here’s what the said and other assorted evidence from the wrappers in the trash.

  • Peanut M&M’s
  • Hawaiian Punch
  • Ice Cream
  • Chips and Salsa
  • Fruit Roll-ups
  • Chocolate Bars
  • Cheetos
  • Puff Cheetos
  • Jalapenos Fire Cheetos
  • Pizza Pringles
  • Green Olives

Gotta love it when grandpa babysits. If they’re not sick in the morning, it’ll be a miracle.