Here’s a few of the “well wishes” on my birthday card. I thought 30 was bad – but turning 32 is harsh, apparently:

  • Crap, you’re so old. I don’t think I will ever live to be as old as you are right now.
  • Big lunch tomorrow!
  • I don’t know if I even want to live that long.
  • Thanks for having a birthday so we can have a free lunch.
  • Hope you don’t keel over today.
  • Leave me some sweet potatoes on the tree.