Here’s a few of the “well wishes” on my birthday card. I thought 30 was bad – but turning 32 is harsh, apparently:
- Crap, you’re so old. I don’t think I will ever live to be as old as you are right now.
- Big lunch tomorrow!
- I don’t know if I even want to live that long.
- Thanks for having a birthday so we can have a free lunch.
- Hope you don’t keel over today.
- Leave me some sweet potatoes on the tree.