Funny article about Christians this week in The Onion. Here’s a clip below, the rest is at the link:
GAINESVILLE, FL–In an address before three fellow residents of Tenney Hall’s fourth-floor west wing Tuesday, University of Florida sophomore Jeff Arnell, 18, issued a warning about the Christian in 462.
“If you see the guy who lives in the single down at the end of the hall, get away,” Arnell told Troy Rasbach, Pete Marquez and Jonathan Wilkins, who had assembled in Arnell’s room to watch SportsCenter. “He’ll totally corner you and start telling you about Jesus.”
According to Arnell, the Christian, Ocala, FL, elementary-education major Matthew Leske, not only attends church on a regular basis despite a lack of parental supervision at school, but also voluntarily goes to campus prayer meetings and other Christian youth-group functions.
Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate’s faith in the Lord last Friday.