This is a great article in the Washington Post. So funny, I just had to share it. And while I don’t agree with it, you’ve got to read it, too. Here’s a clip:

Absolutely everyone had forecast a big win for silver-haired goofball Taylor Hicks over Katharine McPhee before their final “American Idol” performances last night.

Even judges Mopsy, Flopsy and Tipsy.

Still, the show must go on, as they say.

“It’s now or never, baby — you’ve got to lay it all on the line tonight!” Mopsy says, pulling out the very best from his bag of five gag-inducing cliches.

Tipsy hopes Taylor and Katharine are “in good voice.” Flopsy says he “would suggest the contestants pray the other one forgets the words.”

This week, the two finalists are forced to revisit two songs they’ve already sung during the competition, after which they’d be subjected to traditional made-for-“Idol” treacle tunes created just for them.