Not me, just so you know. From KGBT4:

AUSTIN It’s the case of the lifted lobster tails. Austin police say two people have been charged with theft after they allegedly tried to swipe 15 lobster tails from a grocery store.

A security worker told police she noticed the suspects trying to hide the lobster tails in a laptop case — and then leave. The worker confronted the pair outside the store.

Police say Joshua Griffin and Lorraine Wille are accused of having more than 130 dollars worth of lobster tails in the bag when they were stopped on Wednesday.