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Dwight Schrute’s Lost Battlestar

Oh wow. Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Check out Dwight Schrute’s (The Office) latest update to his blog. Here’s a clip:

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE CAST OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CRASH LANDED ON THE ‘LOST’ ISLAND???!!!

First of all, they would have lasers. Adama would quickly secure the hatch for his crew. The survivors of the Oceanic flight 815 would be herded up like little children and inspected like cattle.

“Could these people actually be Cylons!” Starbuck would be thinking to herself. Then she would think, “That one who calls himself Sawyer is pretty hot. I wonder what he would look like swimming in just his jeans.”

Starbuck would take Sawyer on a reconnoiter of the island and they would visit the swimming hole and start necking. And then Kate and Apollo would stumble upon them and they would all be getting it on when a huge crashing would come through the jungle and one of those huge unseen monsters would tower above them (the monsters that disappeared after episode 8 of season 1) and they would be screaming.

AHHHHH!!!!

Cut to commercial.

There’s plenty more there, follow the link!

JG

By | 2016-10-13T13:58:39+00:00 September 5th, 2014|Uncategorized|0 Comments

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